TODAY's News ( Dt. 29/06/2010)

PTI-
"Suffering from hypertension, blood pressure; just gorge on a chunk of chocolate daily, for a new study says that it could have the same positive effect as an half an hour exercise. Study showed that the chance of a stroke decreases by 20% if the people with high blood pressure eat chocolate everyday.The magic chemicals present in chocolate which does this are Flavanols."

But, Hey Guys!! Don't you think that will really increase the chance of being diabetic which will eventually lead to blood pressure problem. (karam phoote mere!!!)

"In other news, Johana Sigurdardottir, Iceland PM, married her long time girlfriend (Ya!it's girlfriend) as a new law legalising homosexual marriages came into force...."

Now, This is what I call 'leading from the front'.... We need this kind of brave leaders in India too.

"In another news, the suicide of model Viveka Babaji has been showing on news channels as if the nation's future depends on it and her ex-boyfriend had been arrested and now as usual he has applied for bail."
Now, this is the case of "GHOST OF GIRLFRIEND PAST".
Guys, beware of depressed girl friends! Give your girlfriend chocolates everyday having lots of Flavanols so that there won't be any hypertension and also your caring attitude may come to the surface(also do regular sugar test!).

"A chocolate a day, keeps police away."