Rules of life

1/ Whenever I find the key to success someone changes the lock...

2/ The road to success is always ....under construction..

3/ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

4/ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married/engaged to someone else.

5/ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

6/ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

7/ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

8/ As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken! If it is bad, it happens.

9/ Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

10/ When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

11/ You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

12/ Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

13/To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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