How to MAKE A HINDI HORROR MOVIE?

1/ The title of the movie should contain words like Haveli, Kabarstan, Khooni, Darinda or 'Ram Gopal Verma Presents'...

2/ Take Rakhi Sawant as Chudail. No make up needed.

3/ You can also take her as Khooni Darinda.( two in one)

4/ Take heroine more skinny than skeleton.

5/ Put an item song...

6/ Hero should be more hairy than the " Beast" I mean Darinda.

7/ Shoot in cherapunji or tropical rain forest, no artificial rain will be needed throughout the movie..

8/ Avoid dogs at shooting set, there would be lots of bone and skeleton...

9/ If you are in difficult in casting someone for the role of Bhoot, then the best thing you should do is CAST YOURSELF. No one can beat you in that.

Have Happy Horror Movie????