SOME THOUGHTS

IRONY is when:

*You spend 4hrs and Rs 400 for your new haircut only to notice that no one notices it.

*You sit to watch a very good movie or foot ball world cup final after finishing all your work of the day with an ambitious thought in mind- “no one can stop you in watching that” when the electricity goes off.

*You rush to kitchen in dark when mother’s not there just to have a palm full of Amul only to find that the thing that you have put in mouth is Maida...

*You buy an expensive ring to propose your long time best friend on a kind of date, only to find that your best friend who never hides anything from you again shows faith on you by telling you her little secret plus happiness that your colleague has proposed her and shows the ring and demands to throw a party because she is your best friend. (And then you have to laugh & hug artificially, before becoming Dev D)

IRRITATION is when:

*You wash off your mehendi which took hours of designing just to chat with your friend in Yahoo messenger just to find he/she has signed out while you were washing.

*You just remember the right answer of the question which you have left, 5min after the exam.

*You watch India snatching defeat from the jaws of Victory.

*You hear Vande Mataram tune as the reversing tone of cars (what an insensitive thing to do with the National song when the country wants to move forward!).

FEAR is when:

*You realize that your children can’t learn good manners if they don’t see any.

*You find you are the only one present in the class.

*You find your age is increasing at a rate of +1/year while that of your girl friend is 0.333/year. (Think about it old boy!)

*You just realize you got married....

--Inspired by an article in TSE.